Playboy Playmate Tweets

Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : oh Mr. Sandman...when you are done screwing @pissykryssie can you just send some sleep my way. its really all i need. thanks :) : Thu Sep 09 08:25:47 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Jack in the Box....if you ask me "Do you want ketchup?" and i say "No"....DONT PUT IT IN MY BAG ANYWAY! #savetheketchup : Thu Sep 09 07:38:04 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Soul Plane : Thu Sep 09 07:20:31 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Good one! RT: @HunterHart #3WordsAfterSex Thanks for coming. : Thu Sep 09 06:43:08 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : its almost my "Thank God Im not pregnant" week.....please excuse the mania. I literally cannot help it. ;) ;) haha #TMI : Thu Sep 09 06:30:44 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @Joshuajstrick dot dot dot : Thu Sep 09 06:24:58 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @Joshuajstrick PLEASE! haha! between the dogs and FarmVille i should just give my eggs to someone else who can use them :) : Thu Sep 09 06:24:37 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie this is when a text message is appropriate..... #imwaiting : Thu Sep 09 06:23:39 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie do i know who you are talking about? : Thu Sep 09 06:22:05 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : hanging out with Hunny and Cha Cha tonight....no, they are not Strippers...they are the #BunnyHouse dogs ;) : Thu Sep 09 06:21:06 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie well....that is certainly understandable....good thing you have Twitter ;) : Thu Sep 09 06:20:16 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie what is with you tonight! the tweets are HILARIOUS! : Thu Sep 09 06:14:51 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : The Crow makes my heart feel all warm and fuzzy....and at the same time makes me want to go on a massacre lol #dontfuckwithme : Thu Sep 09 06:14:22 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : LOLOLOLOL! RT @PissyKryssie #3wordsaftersex your brother's better. : Thu Sep 09 06:09:30 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie the worst! So much Jack to be consumed. Soon. Very soon. : Thu Sep 09 06:07:31 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie I don't believe you! We've been saying that for YEARS! : Thu Sep 09 06:04:24 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Classic RT: @PissyKryssie #3wordsaftersex aww that's it? : Thu Sep 09 06:03:25 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @PissyKryssie you crack me up! Sorry I'm gonna miss ur bday party :( : Thu Sep 09 06:02:33 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : I also like pirates ;) <--- that's my version of "pirate eye" : Thu Sep 09 06:00:20 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Lol! RT: @PissyKryssie stupid fuckin insecure lame ass life bitch. Ok I'm done. : Thu Sep 09 05:56:04 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Damn I love this movie : Thu Sep 09 05:54:25 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : It can't rain all the time....unless you live in Seattle ;) : Thu Sep 09 05:32:55 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : :) nice! RT: @HiromiOshima Listening to Tom Petty while getting ready to go out makes me feel excited. : Thu Sep 09 05:29:02 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : I love The Crow so much because of the idea that a man could love you so much he would do anything he could to defend your honor. #dreamy : Thu Sep 09 05:26:32 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : I'd rather fail having tried, than to always wonder what if I had just given it a chance. This is driving me crazy. : Thu Sep 09 05:15:02 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Brandon Lee was so fucking sexy...I bet he used to bite too ;) : Thu Sep 09 05:10:23 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Mine too...that's why I'm watching it :) RT: @Jayde_Nicole @GNDpastNpresent The Crow!!! My fav!! :) : Thu Sep 09 04:39:42 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : haha! ya'll are getting into this.....while Almost Famous is my top 2 because I aspire to be Penny Lane...im gonna watch The Crow :) : Thu Sep 09 04:16:06 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : "Keep your head above water, but don't forget to breathe." : Thu Sep 09 03:36:07 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : Thanks to @kimphillips9_09 and that South Park episode...I've been sucked back into FarmVille. I've missed it :) : Thu Sep 09 01:42:12 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : i am so HAPPY RIGHT NOW! : Thu Sep 09 01:01:37 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : NFL.com news: Dave Matthews Band, Swift to help kick off 2010 season http://t.co/t876uHU via @nfl : Thu Sep 09 00:50:25 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @paul_therien there are 2 in Boston I think : Thu Sep 09 00:47:22 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : @SupportPlayboy blasphemy! you need to go. : Thu Sep 09 00:25:39 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : YOU GOTTA LOVE THE UNIVERSE! DMB Fall Tour Dates for East Coast announced today! Trip home in NOVEMBER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :) : Thu Sep 09 00:23:07 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : 3 more sleeps til Asia :) : Wed Sep 08 22:27:32 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : When it rains it pours. Sometimes it downpours. But Hell...I'm entertained ;) : Wed Sep 08 22:14:03 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : found my old Blackberry. Reading thru some of the old messages. Interesting how things change in just a few months.... : Wed Sep 08 21:59:15 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : HAHA! i just read thru my tweets from last night. The "wall" tweet apparently happened while sleepwalking and eating the kitchen #ambien : Wed Sep 08 21:45:43 +0000 2010 Jennifer Pershing : @MissMarch2009 : the people at Verizon are nice :) : Wed Sep 08 21:41:41 +0000 2010