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Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Damnit! My maxi pad with wings just flew away again. That invention made things really difficult. : Wed Jul 28 14:56:46 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Is anyone else having a problem with their vagina today? I can't get service in certain parts of my house. : Tue Jul 27 22:06:21 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @eyedews lol!! : Tue Jul 27 19:43:00 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @CherylBurke I hope not. Or at least keep aug 14th open. : Tue Jul 27 18:59:10 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Yo! Families! Go to http://bit.ly/bTbMkB Get local discounts of 50% or more for all kinds of fun stuff. Totally rocks. (Ad) : Tue Jul 27 17:00:02 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @eyedews Hey eyedews bitch , I'm wearing my eyedews right now. Shit works. : Tue Jul 27 16:58:38 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @chunkhandler your just jealous of my hair. : Tue Jul 27 15:36:05 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @chunkhandler Evan and I love you too. : Tue Jul 27 06:18:48 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Its 1990 pic. graduation. Full bottle of Aqua Net and three hours on the hair. I was 17... I think. : Tue Jul 27 04:25:41 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Ok kids. New pic!! Vintage Jenny!! : Tue Jul 27 04:13:42 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Is it bad I'm singing an Anne Murray song? That bitch can sing. : Tue Jul 27 01:45:07 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @JackKetsoyan Great work last night. Good technique. Can't wait to try it out myself. : Mon Jul 26 21:57:48 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Warning. Just a cute pic of evan and a gorilla. http://twitpic.com/28xkdj : Mon Jul 26 18:59:19 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : I'm still a boring fucking bird. : Sun Jul 25 18:22:03 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : RT @PalmsLasVegas The host for the annual Midsummer Night's Dream party is @JennyMcCarthy! Party it up 8/14 http://cot.ag/dxiPLS #vegas : Thu Jul 22 19:04:35 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @pattistanger What happens if while I tackle my demon he turns me on? I can't get over that. I need to hit that. : Thu Jul 22 19:03:27 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Yes the boring bird is still my picture. I'm going to a wedding tonight and plan on taking some photos after a few cocktails. Stay tuned. : Thu Jul 22 15:40:40 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Where's vanilla ice? : Thu Jul 22 15:34:52 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : tried to change my pic. Wont work. Now Im a boring fucking bird. : Thu Jul 22 05:23:32 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Most BORING paparazzi video of me to date. Next time Ill try to flash a boob or something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3hD8GfLJU : Thu Jul 22 04:42:29 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : No more @jennyfrommtv. Just got @JennyMcCarthy. Woo hoo. : Thu Jul 22 02:33:16 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @zoiealiemom Xxoo! Keep me posted. : Thu Jul 22 02:17:09 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @imwithjc You Jesus. I'm talking about you. Your dad is not talking to me right now because I used his name in vain one too many times. : Thu Jul 22 01:13:31 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @FrancescaFrigo You too!! : Thu Jul 22 00:06:04 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @JackKetsoyan you rock. Everyone needs to follow you!!! : Wed Jul 21 20:45:42 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @MdLSantiago please go get my books!! Recovery is real. Xxoo : Wed Jul 21 18:53:19 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : woops I mean go get Heathers book. LOL : Tue Jul 20 22:55:01 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @McDonaldHeather new book You'll Never Blue Ball this town again! Go get it! : Tue Jul 20 22:51:09 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @JToohey88 Lol. : Tue Jul 20 22:11:43 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @76cheeky lol : Tue Jul 20 18:40:41 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @pattistanger penis penis penis penis. : Tue Jul 20 17:54:01 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @imwithjc I've missed you. I feel like we lost a connection. Maybe cuz I'm a Buddhist now. I still think your hot. Wanna play poker 2nite? : Tue Jul 20 17:53:03 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @CherylBurke. Wow you can read AND dance??? : Tue Jul 20 01:58:43 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @CherylBurke. wow you can dance AND read? Amazing!!!! : Tue Jul 20 00:28:50 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Testing dammit. What's wrong with this thing. : Tue Jul 20 00:25:13 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : WTF. Test again. It hasn't been working and I have had some pretty good material today. Come on. Urgh : Tue Jul 20 00:00:09 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Has "crabs" disappeared since we all shave our pubes now? I'm only asking cuz my son just got a hermit crab pet and it made me wonder. : Mon Jul 19 23:59:03 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Test. : Mon Jul 19 18:22:20 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : Wow. I'm really bloated this period. Might need to take a water pill. http://twitpic.com/26q4la : Mon Jul 19 05:57:47 +0000 2010 Jenny McCarthy : @JennyMcCarthy : @JackKetsoyan puke puke puke puke. : Mon Jul 19 02:27:12 +0000 2010